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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

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6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty

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